- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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