- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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