Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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