- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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