- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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