- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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