- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

u know whats a crime? rape

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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