Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

woman's rights

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Tunechi

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

kennah campion when she talks

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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