- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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