What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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