- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A man penetrates another man.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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