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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why can't february march Because april may

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.