What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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