- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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