Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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