Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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My mom

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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