Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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guess what? bannanas

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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