- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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