Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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