- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good job, son.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

the economy.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why? Why not?

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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