Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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