Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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