What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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