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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?