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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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