- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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