A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

cory is gay

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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