Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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