Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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epic win?

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Anti Joke

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