- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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