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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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