- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

knock knock come in

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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