A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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