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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Knock Knock. Doors open

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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