- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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