- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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