- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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