Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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FUCK YOU

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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