What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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