- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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