Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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