- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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