Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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