- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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