- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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