- Anti Joke

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.