a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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No your aunties a joke

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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