- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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