- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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