- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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