What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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