- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What rhymes with milk...milf

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

kennah campion when she talks

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

the economy.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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