I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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