- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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