If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Take part of what?

Oh, go away

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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