What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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