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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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