What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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