- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

I'm so punny.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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