your mama's so fat... that's it

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A penis walks into a bar..

The New York Giants

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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