- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Tall asians

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Guess what? I like trains.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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