- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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