When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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