hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what happened to your carpool? they died.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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