Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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