- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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