why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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someone called someone else a frog

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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