- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

I am a mime

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Jordan is pregant

So these two girls have a cup .

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

read me write me

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Golf.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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