are you saying pam, or pan?

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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