What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Communism hehe xd

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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