- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

how much fish could a chicken

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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