- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A penis walks into a bar..

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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