- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Fine, ladies first.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

all these jokes are horrible now

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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