The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

I was watching Fox news.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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