Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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GOODBYE

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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