What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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