y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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civil rights

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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