why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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