Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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