how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Women outside of the kitchen.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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