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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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