There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Obama = ebola

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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