Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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