So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Turkey Balls

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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