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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

9/11 my birthday

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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