- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

knock knock? come in

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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