- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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