- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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