- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....