What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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