- Anti Joke

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them