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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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