- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A woman walks into a bar.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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