- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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