Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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