- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

a person who will soon die of beeties

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!