- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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