What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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