- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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