Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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