Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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like if your cool

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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