- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.