What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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salad days!

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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