- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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