roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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hi charles lattuca III

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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