what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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