- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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