I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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A pope meets another one

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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