- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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