A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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