- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

XD Jackass.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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