- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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