- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

say it ten times fast: oh

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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