- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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