- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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