- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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