- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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