- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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