knock knock come in

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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