Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Weaner

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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