- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Chinese man fails a math test

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.