- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

women's rights.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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