- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

womens rights

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

AIDS

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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