- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Your big dick.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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