What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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star wars kid

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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