A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Gay rights.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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