U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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hi jonny

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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