ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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