What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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your mom.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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