- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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