How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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