- Anti Joke

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.