who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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where's mom I killed her

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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