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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

I'm rick james bitch

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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