- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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