- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Ehh

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Your big dick.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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