why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

drugs.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

knock knock Dave's not here.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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