- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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