- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Gay rights.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Poop

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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