- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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