- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

PENIS that is all

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

snowglobe

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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