- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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