- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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