why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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