- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

my penis

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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