- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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