- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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