An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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women's rights.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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