- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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