- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why can't february march Because april may

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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