Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Click here to end the world.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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