- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Ehh

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

what's white and sticky semen

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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