- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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