- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

God is real.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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