- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

I wrote a funny joke.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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