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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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