Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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