- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Wait! hundred billions!

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

You know what's cool? Yep.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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