- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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