- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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