- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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