- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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