Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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