whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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