A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Justin Bieber

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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how much fish could a chicken

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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