- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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