- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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