- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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