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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

The child was fired from his job.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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