- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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