Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A russian gives away vodka.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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