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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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