- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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