What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Once upon a time a was born

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

woman's rights

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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