- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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