A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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