- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

I like that, but why am I happy?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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