- Anti Joke

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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