- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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