- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

The child was fired from his job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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