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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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