Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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