What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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