- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

tea with milk?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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