- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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