- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Once upon a time a was born

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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