- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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