What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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