- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

The child was fired from his job.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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