- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Poop

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Poker face

Knock knock. Its open.

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