- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

You are joking right?

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

whats gay and american? a gay american

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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