- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

So these two girls have a cup .

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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