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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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