- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Golf.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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