Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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