- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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