How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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