- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

A guy at a baseball game....

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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