- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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