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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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