Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What is white and black and red all over.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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