What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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