- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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