- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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