- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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