- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

My cat just died.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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