- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man did not like this site

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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