- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

knock knock who's there ?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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