- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Women's rights

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Refridgerator.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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