What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How old are you? 7

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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