a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

This is not funny.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

what goes boo a sock

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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