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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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