- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man watches football.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Ross.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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