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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

quantum physics?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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