How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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