- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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