- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A bar walks into a man

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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