- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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