What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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