- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

salad days!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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