- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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