-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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