- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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