What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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