blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Women's rights

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Anti Joke

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