I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Roses are red, yup.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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