- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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