awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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hi jonny

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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like if your cool

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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