- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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