- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

SHUT UP JP

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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