- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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