- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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