Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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