- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

If life gives you lemonade.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's brown an sticky Shit

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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