- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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