when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

women rights

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Anti Joke

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